assorted fave Luigi’s Mansion “check” quotes, loosely arranged by category

radondoran:

Autobiography and Family

• Gosh, I am just so finicky when it comes to hats… (Hat racks)

• Now honestly, when it comes to hats, they really must be hand washed. There’s simply no substitute. I know my brother likes to put his through the washing machine, but that just seems careless to me… (Washing machine)

• Personally, I’ve always liked the bottom bunk a bit better… (Bunkbed)
• My brother might be able to lift this… (Free weights)

Conscientiousness and Caution

• So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test! (Various)
• Now that I look at it–it’s full of moth holes! Yecch! (Various)
• Oh, what’s this?! Just how I like it… nice and clean! (Various)
• Oh, I just can’t stand the sight of broken things! (Window in Lydia’s room)
• I wish I had time to straighten this mess up a bit… (Desk in twins’ room)
• One really shouldn’t open this kind of thing without asking… (Various wardrobes, chests, &c.)
• Didn’t anyone ever tell those ghosts not to waste water? (Fountains)
• How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won’t stand for it!!  (Leopard-skin rugs)
• I don’t care much for pointy objects… (Sword wall decoration, dartboards [including children’s dartboard])
• W-What’s this…? Eeek! Oh… It’s just a chair. (Various chairs)

Esoteric Interests and Wild Tangents

• If you look closely, you can tell it’s really just a photograph! (Various ‘paintings’)
• Hey, it’s flower season, isn’t it? I almost forgot!  (Flower in vase)
• What a lovely crystal ball! You know, these give off such a beautiful glow when light shines on them… I wonder if my flashlight would work…  (Crystal ball)
• Looks like a fun place to make shadow puppets…  (Movie projector)
• Wouldn’t it be nice if I could raise carrier pigeons here?  (Birdhouse)

Aesthetics

• Candlelight makes any ordinary room simply beautiful…  (Candles)
• For some reason, this makes me feel profound sadness… (Braziers)
• What’s this?!  Looks fancy! (Various)
• Mmmmm, very elegant… (Various)
• I could just gaze at one of these for hours… (Various items of furniture)
• Oh, wow… I’ve always wanted one of these!  (Various, incl. toy train, ceiling fan, pool table)
• Fabulous!  (Various, incl. suit of armor, mystical flaming stone pillars, potted plant)