Tagged by @belphegor1982 for the “last thing you’ve written” thing–

Strothers’s former partner was more than a bit confident
about getting accepted as Beldon’s replacement, and so, on his way to meet with
Waverly, found Napoleon in the hall and dragged him to the nearest dimly-lit
room.

“Just listen to me now, Solo,” he hissed.  “I don’t care if you were found innocent or
not; when I become head of U.N.C.L.E. Berlin, I will see to it that you are
ousted from your position with as much pain and humiliation as I can see you
get!”

He left immediately, and Napoleon stood in stunned confusion—so
stunned, that he was completely unware that the dimly-lit room that the
unpleasant fellow had dragged him to was none other than the U.N.C.L.E. autopsy
room, and that Illya had been putting things away in a darkened corner of the
room—and had heard and seen the entire thing.