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So, around 2 years ago, I did an MFU-themed run of Oregon Trail.

I decided to do another one, with this premise: Napoleon and Illya go back in time and meet Lionheart and Kid, and they travel the Trail together.

Highlights and commentary by @ksturf and myself under the cut–

It was a month before something happened.  Thankfully, Napoleon will look after him with some TLC…

….Aaaaand gets it from him.

Illya: I told you to sleep somewhere else…
Napoleon: …Worth it.

Napoleon chooses this inopportune moment to extol the virtues of vaccines and modern medicine.  Lionheart doesn’t appreciate it.

Napoleon: So, with just a quick inoculation, you can avoid this–
Lionheart: SHADDUP
*goes for a punch, misses, punches the wagon’s support beam instead, and–*

Napoleon: …Did you think I didn’t know my own fighting style?  I mean, you’re basically me…
Lionheart: I said shaddup!

This happened so many times.  Two seasoned travelers plus two Survival School graduates apparently are not enough.

Lionheart: So where are those vaccines you were talking about?
Illya: This was from the bad water, Blockhead!
*goes for a punch, misses, also hits the wagon support beam–*

Napoleon: …New rule, no more fighting.

Illya: Napoleon, did you forget to get your booster shot!?
Napoleon: …I… might have…
Lionheart: So you forgot your newfangled vaccine?
Illya: This BLOCKHEAD did, da.
Kid: *quiet snark*

Illya: NAPOLEON, I SWEAR I AM DRAGGING YOU TO MEDICAL TO GET YOUR BOOSTERS AS SOON AS WE GET BACK TO OUR TIME.
Kid: *more, louder snarking*
Napoleon: *annoyed breathing in Kid’s general direction*–

Kid: YOU GATDANGED CITY SLICKER…!

*much TLC and a new truce ensues*

…And they finally made it all in one piece!  …Just barely!