Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 30

Prompt: Shoulder to Cry On

Summary: THRUSH’s new truth serum did not work as anyone expected…

Cross-posted to AO3

It was times like these that Illya was grateful that he
could convince Medical that Napoleon was better off recovering from this new
THRUSH drug at home.  This one in
particular would have been very embarrassing for Medical staff to witness, and
if Illya could preserve his partner’s dignity, then it was well worth putting
up with the drug-induced blubberings that Napoleon was spouting out.

“It’s a truth serum gone horribly wrong,” Illya sighed, as
he gently pat Napoleon on the back as he sobbed into his shoulder.

Napoleon was talking and confessing, alright—but to random
things that had been on his conscience.

“I shouldn’t have taken the family car for a joyride when I
was fifteen!”

“It’s alright, Napoleon…”

I didn’t even have a
license
!”

“I am sure the statute of limitations has long passed on
that,” Illya said, calmly.

“It wasn’t just that; I did all sorts of dumb things when I
was a kid—convinced Takeshi and the gang to play around the old well that
everyone said was haunted…!”

“Youngsters always do foolish things, Napoleon,” Illya
reassured him.  “Don’t forget, my mother
caught me playing cops and robbers in a tree—just before I fell out and bruised
my coccyx…  She addressed me as ‘Foolish
Duckling’ for a solid week…”

“I borrowed your turtleneck without asking once!” Napoleon
blurted out.

“I forgive you.”

Napoleon hugged him now, the drug causing him to be
overemotional and overreacting.

“You’re too good to me!”

“I am,” Illya agreed.
His expression softened.  “But so
are you.  You’ve sat with me patiently
whenever THRUSH drugged me and I got overemotional, so of course I will do the
same for you.”

And he was true to his word.  It was after a few more hours that the drug
wore off and, embarrassed, Napoleon pulled himself together.  And Illya did what Napoleon always did
whenever the situation was reversed—acted as though it had been nothing, never
brought it up again, and omitted it from the mission report.

It was an unspoken guarantee between the two of them, and
just another one of the many factors that made their partnership work so well.

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 29

Prompt: Bandaging Wounds

Summary: Number of people Napoleon took on in that bar brawl?  Four.  Regrets?  None.

Cross-posted to AO3

It was times like these that Napoleon was grateful that his
partner had medical expertise—even if it was pathology.  But, then again, Illya had argued that the
body was the same build for the living and the dead—the living just complained
more.

And Napoleon did complain—though with his face being a mask
of purple bruises and numerous cuts and scratches all over the rest of him, he
had a right to.  And, if anything,
hearing him complain was a much-needed to Illya that he was not hurt any worse.

“What are you trying to do—mummify me?” Napoleon protested,
as Illya now wrapped almost all of his left arm in bandages as they rested in
their hotel room.  It was fortunate that
they were in a big city like Savannah, Georgia—it allowed Illya to obtain the
medical equipment he needed with relative ease.

“I know the extensiveness of your vanity,” Illya said,
simply.  “So I am ensuring that the
scarring is as minimal as possible.”

“Well, I appreciate that,” Napoleon said.  “But I’m a bit more concerned about my face
than my arms.  How does my face look?”

“…You will heal, but for now, you look like you were in a
brawl with four other men built like brick walls—which you were,” Illya
chided.  “Really, Napoleon—a bar
brawl?  Somehow, I always thought you
were too classy for that.”

Napoleon shrugged.

“But I won, didn’t I?” he pointed out, with a smirk of
triumph.  “You should’ve seen them
bolting out of the bar!”

“That well may be, but you should have called me for
assistance sooner rather than waiting until you were at the doctor’s office,”
Illya added.  “I could have helped to
prevent some of these injuries!”

“But you were off on a mission to obtain a basket of
shrimp; I couldn’t interrupt you from your noble quest!”

“For you, Napoleon, I will always cast aside mealtime,”
Illya promised.

“Now that’s true
loyalty…”

“And you are lucky you weren’t in worse shape when I found
you,” Illya said.  “I am still trying to
grasp how this happened.  What were you
even fighting about, anyway?”

Napoleon’s expression darkened.

“Let’s just say that THRUSH aren’t the only ones who
consider certain people as undesirables,” he said.  “In a case like this, my response was the
same–I did what I had to in order to protect innocents.”

Now Illya’s expression darkened, as well.

“You really should
have called me,” he said.  “This is not
something I would have stood for either, and you know it.”

“Didn’t want to risk them getting on you because of your
accent,” Napoleon mumbled.

“Oh, Napoleon…” Illya sighed, finishing his treatment of
Napoleon’s wounds.  “Well, what happened
to the innocents?”

Napoleon gave a rueful smile.

“I guess I must have looked pretty beaten-up, because they
wanted to get me to the doctor’s, which was where you found me—they never
really got to sit down and leisurely enjoy their drinks after all,” he sighed.  “Still… it’s a small consolation that, at
least, they left of their own accord rather than being intimidated into
leaving.”

“I can agree with that,” Illya said.

Napoleon sighed and glanced up, staring at the ceiling, and
Illya soon did the same.

“We keep going?” Illya asked.

“We keep going,” Napoleon agreed.

There was nothing else to do but that.

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 28

Prompt: Cathartic shower/bath

Summary: Their job isn’t an easy one, and some days are harder than others.

Cross-posted to AO3

It was 3 AM, and the shower was running.  Napoleon sat on the couch, listening to the
water running.  It had been a sleepless
night for the both of them, after their last mission—a decidedly somber one, as
Napoleon and Illya had been assigned to deal with the aftermath of a THRUSH
attack on a small village—there had been no signs of it happening, no chatter
that would have alerted them to it, and no way for them to have prevented it.

The carnage had been difficult for both of them to witness,
but Illya especially had been forcefully reminded of his boyhood days during
the war in Kiev.  Upon returning to New
York, they didn’t even bother to try to sleep—if it had come, it would have
been filled with nightmares, anyway.

Illya had gone in for a shower after arriving home, leaving
Napoleon with the cat in the living room.
Finally, Illya, now in a bathrobe, his hair still wet, walked in and sat
down on the couch beside Napoleon, sighing deeply.

“Didn’t help much, did it?” Napoleon asked.

“No,” Illya said.  “How
long was I in there for?”

“Hour and a half almost.”

“Mmh.  There should
be some hot water left, if you want to take one.”

“Thanks, but I think I’ll pass,” Napoleon said.  He passed a hand over his forehead.  “I think I’m just too tired to move.”

“Tired… physically?”

“No, not physically—tired of this,” Napoleon said.  “But we’ve got to keep at it—we can’t let
THRUSH keep getting away with things like this.”

Illya gave him a long look.

“…How can you keep positive in the face of all of this?” he
asked, after a while.  “We see so much
devastation on our missions, and yet, you seem convinced that we are able to
improve things.”

“Well, you have to agree we’re keeping things from getting
worse.  We’re fortunate enough to be in a
position that allows us to do that.”

Illya conceded this.

“Even so…  Do you not
find it draining?”

“Of course I do,” Napoleon said.  “It’s incredibly disheartening.  Sometimes, even I ask myself what the point
of it is.”

“And do you get an answer?”

“Yeah—if not us, then who?
I don’t know if I could settle for not doing what I could.  And I think you feel the same way—because you
wouldn’t have joined U.N.C.L.E. if you were truly cynical that things could
never change.”

Without saying a word, Illya silently admitted that
Napoleon was right.

“But some days are harder than others,” he concluded.

“Some days are,” Napoleon agreed.  “And that’s when we rely on each other to
help us through it.  Because we’re a great
team—you and me.”

He reached out to Illya, who took his hand.  Baba Yaga paused and added her paw to their
hands.

Despite themselves, they both managed a smile at this.

“…And kitty makes three,” Illya added.

Sleep was out of their grasp tonight, but they would
continue on.

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 27

Prompt: Surrender

Summary: Part 2 of 2.  When you’ve got the perfect partner, the impossible becomes possible.

Cross-posted to AO3

Illya was certainly willing to trust whatever plan Napoleon
had to get them out of their predicament—ten THRUSHies meant that their enemies
were, no doubt, expecting them to tire and surrender.  And while going quietly might end up working
in their favor temporarily, it was a last resort.

“What is your plan?” Illya whispered.

“That we fall back on the element of surprise,” Napoleon
said.  “Right now, with everyone being
too scared to move, they are expecting us to stand quietly like this until we
give up.”

“But, we won’t.”

“We won’t,” Napoleon agreed.  “If we can find a way to distract them for
just a moment, we can get the drop on them and tranquilize them.  And, knowing you, you probably placed some of
your special fireworks before we ended up surrounded, didn’t you?”

“Mmh, you know me well…”

Napoleon smirked.

“I knew I could count on you.”

“There’s just one small hiccup,” Illya said.  “The charges aren’t timed; they need to be
activated by a detonator—and the activation mechanism is hidden in my
watch.  If I move my right hand to my
watch, the movement will likely cause them to react.”

“My right hand is right near your left,” Napoleon
said.  “Just tell me what to do.”

Their arms had been at their sides, and Napoleon now
slightly moved his right hand to touch Illya’s watch.”

“Just turn the dial a quarter-turn.”

Napoleon did so, and, a few yards away, an explosion went
off.  As they’d hoped, all ten THRUSHies
turned to face the direction of the explosion.

They grabbed their Specials and, still back-to-back,
flawlessly turned around in sync together, each tranquilizing 5 THRUSHies in
rapid succession, with each pair of shots occurring almost simultaneously.

“Well, that went well,” Napoleon grinned.

“That, it did,” Illya said, satisfied.  He wouldn’t get emotional now, but he was
very glad that Napoleon had been here, as he knew he wouldn’t have pulled off
this maneuver with anyone else.

“Well, let’s gather these THRUSHies up into the nearest
U.N.C.L.E. cage,” Napoleon said.  “I’m
sure you’re hungry after that standoff.”

“Very,” Illya agreed, smiling now.

They knew each other well—and that was what made them such
great partners.

The Skull Cove Lighthouse Affair (MFU fic), part 3 / 4

Title: The Skull Cove Lighthouse

Affair
Rating: PG13 (for action/danger)
Chapter
summary: The pieces of the puzzle begin to come together, but there are still many questions for Napoleon and Illya to find the answers to.
Notes:

This version of the fic (cross-posted to AO3) is light slash; if you prefer reading gen, there is a gen version on ff.net.

                                    Act III: The Plot (and Fog) Thickens

It was clear that no one had been in the storage area for
quite some time, based upon the clouds of dust the duo kicked up just walking
in and starting to page through the logs written by the lighthouse keeper at
the time, a man named Reginald Adams.

“Here we are—October, 1870,” Napoleon said.  Even though Illya now was reading over his
shoulder, he still read it aloud.
“‘October 29—I received a carrier pigeon message from the Wyvern.
The waters are rough and churning from ill weather and poor
conditions.  The First Mate has been
stricken with seasickness–”

“Ugh, I sympathize,” Illya said, placing a hand over his
stomach at the thought of the choppy waters.

“‘All of his duties have since been taken over by the
purser.  They are not too far from shore;
even with this rough weather, the Wyvern
is a mighty steamship, and Captain Sturges is a well-seasoned sailor, and they
are determined to bring the ship in.
Though the fog remains thick, I pray they will be able to make it
safely, especially with that heavy cargo.’”

Illya blinked.

“What cargo?  I don’t
suppose there’s a manifest lying around, is there?”

“Not that I can see,” Napoleon said, taking a look.  “I can’t exactly see a lighthouse keeping a
record of ships’ manifests; that’s more for the shipping companies.”

“True…”

Napoleon shrugged and continued reading.

“‘October 30—I received a second carrier pigeon from the Wyvern; this one was sent from Purser
Smith personally.  The seasickness has
stricken much of the crew now, along with the First Mate; Captain Sturges and
Purser Smith are among the few unaffected.
Attempts to send a bird out to them with a message to weigh anchor until
the weather calms will be useless; Purser Smith says that Captain Sturges still
wants to bring the ship in tonight, and no amount of my advice will convince
him to change his mind.’  …And then
there’s a quickly scribbled entry below it…
‘October 31—in the early morning hours, the Wyvern sank off the coast.
The light in the lighthouse had been extinguished without my knowledge,
and the ship went down in the cove; Purser Smith is the only survivor; Captain
Sturges and the remaining hands went down with the ship.’”

“I suppose it makes a morbid amount of sense,” Illya
said.  “The Captain would not leave
without the crew—most of whom were sick and could not escape in time, I’d
wager.  Smith must have been the only
able-bodied crew member, and was the only one able to swim to shore one the
ship began to sink.”

Napoleon continued reading.

“‘My gross negligence has cost them their lives, and I will
carry the weight of this for the rest of my life.’  The other entries aren’t as detailed as the
previous ones; Adams clearly did not get over this, and he quit the position
the following year.”

“I can understand that,” Illya said.  “It must be a horrible feeling, thinking that
there might have been something you could have done to prevent such a tragedy
from occurring.  But it sounds like it
was a freak accident.”

Napoleon didn’t answer; he glanced up at the ceiling, as
though trying to silently gauge how tall the lighthouse was.

“What are you thinking?” Illya asked.

“That something about this doesn’t add up,” Napoleon
said.  “Hawthorne said that the storm had
cause the light to go out—but that doesn’t make sense.  A place like this would get storms all the
time, and the windows would be reinforced for it.”

“The windows must have had a breach.”

“Maybe…”  Napoleon
didn’t sound convinced.  “You know, when
morning comes, I want to get a look at the bottom of the cliff—see the rocks
and things out there, and see where the ship went down.”

“We are leaving for New York in the morning!” Illya
reminded him.

“True, but I did promise to try to solve this mystery,”
Napoleon said.  “Ah, well.  At the rate this fog is thickening, I don’t
think we’ll be going anywhere.”

Illya groaned.

“Very well; when morning comes, we can see what’s at the
bottom of the cliff,” he relented.  “In
the meantime, I would like to attempt to salvage what little sleep we can for
what remains of the night…”

They left the storage room and headed back up the
stairwell, chatting a little bit about what they had found before slipping into
bed together and falling asleep, nestled against each other once more.

                                               **************************

Illya woke up first the next morning; he took a look out
the window, and, sure enough, the fog had gotten thicker.  Despite it being daytime, the visibility was
practically zero; trying to travel in this would be asking for a disaster.

He groaned, burying his face in Napoleon’s shoulder.

“What’s up?” Napoleon murmured, still half-asleep.

“The fog.  You were
right; we’re not going anywhere.”

It was Napoleon’s turn to look, and he stared for a good
few minutes before speaking.

“…Even I have to admit, that’s more than what I expected it
to be…” he marveled.  “Makes you wonder
if there is something supernatural about it…”

He trailed off as he heard loud complaining out in the
corridor; the two glanced at each other and headed out to have a look.  Fusco was speaking angrily with Hawthorne,
who was helplessly trying to explain that he was not in control of the
weather.  Both of them were ignoring
Schuler, who was off to the side, trying to explain to James Jr. and Gina about
his findings about the footprints in his room last night.

Lotte was some distance away from all of them, pacing
frantically and looking extremely worried.
As Napoleon now attempted to smooth things over with Fusco with his
winning personality, Illya gently approached Lotte.

“Are you alright?”

“No.  I believe this
fog is the work of spirits,” she said.
“They have done this to keep us from leaving…”  She suppressed a shudder.  “To keep me
from leaving.”

“What makes you think that?” Illya asked.

“You remember what Signore Schuler said last night about
spirits being drawn to people who have had encounters with them before?  Five years ago, I helped a woman who lived in
our village,” she said.  “She was walking
and…  Something unseen was trying to stop
her—drag her down.  I should not have
helped…  But how could I ignore what was
happening in front of me…?”

“You shouldn’t have helped?” Illya repeated.

“The whole village, they warned me and Gina about this
woman.  She practiced Stregheria.”

From his travels, Illya knew what she was talking about—the
layman would call it a form of witchcraft.

“The woman, she thanked me for her help, but warned me that
the spirit saw me as an enemy now, and in revenge for helping her, the spirit
had cursed me,” Lotte said, quietly.
“She said spirits and creatures, both good and malevolent, would be
forever drawn to me, my children, and my children’s children.  I should have left things alone, but now, not
only will these things plague me for the rest of my days, but I have doomed any
future children I might have to the same fate.”
She glanced out of the window.
“So that is why I am convinced that the fog is here to prevent me from leaving.”

“…My partner was thinking the fog was caused by something
supernatural,” Illya admitted.  “But you
are not the only one here; I have reason to believe…”  He paused at his choice of words.  There was a time just a couple years ago that
he would not have “believed” anything of the sort!  And as much as he still wanted to deny it, it
had come to be an inescapable thing.  “…I
have reason to believe that my partner and I, too, have been held here by the
fog, for we, too, have dealt with encounters from the… spirit world.”  It sounded almost too ridiculous to say!”

He managed a smile.

“Of course, it could be coincidence—after all, Fusco is
being forced to stay, and is quite unhappy about it.  I think we can safely assume that he was not
cursed.”

Lotte managed a wan smile; meanwhile, Fusco had calmed down
slightly, but he still demanded to be able to leave.

“It’s like I told the young ladies,” Hawthorne said.  “I can’t keep you from going, but you won’t
get far.”

“I’ll take my chances!” Fusco said, a snarl escaping him.  “Tell your Casanova son to get my bags!”

James Jr. looked affronted, but went to get Fusco’s
luggage, anyway.

“He’s really going to try to go, huh?” Napoleon sighed.

“He is not our problem,” Illya insisted.  “Whatever happens to him now is his affair,
not ours.  …And I wish we didn’t have to
have a current affair now.”

“Were you two boys able to find out any clues to this thing
from the records?” Hawthorne asked.

“There was one survivor from the wreck of the Wyvern,” Napoleon informed him.  “The purser.
That’s all we have for now, but we’ll keep looking—it’s not like we’ll
be going anywhere.  I know I wanted to
check out the cliffs—and I would like to check out the top of the lighthouse,
too.”

“You’re free to go up there,” Hawthorne said.  “But the original lighting fixtures are long
gone, remember?”

“I’d like to go up there, too,” Schuler said.  “Isn’t that where you saw the ghost light
last night?”

“Personally, I think you should go over the storage room
where the old records were,” Illya said.
“There may be some spirit activity attached to that; perhaps you can
make heads or tails out of it while we poke about upstairs.”

Napoleon gave Illya a confused look; it certainly wasn’t
the kind of request Illya would ask of anyone, let alone someone who got on his
nerves.  Nevertheless, Schuler eagerly
headed to the storage area as Illya gave Lotte a reassuring look before he and
Napoleon headed further upstairs, towards the light of the lighthouse.

“One question,” Napoleon said, as they headed up.  “Why–?”

“Why did I ask Schuler to go to the storage room?  Because I am sure he’ll find something to
keep him interested there, and that will let us search the top of the
lighthouse unimpeded.”

“…Smart Russian.”

Like the storage room, the top of the lighthouse had
clearly been abandoned for a while—ever since the first electric light had
failed and shipping lanes had changed.

“I’m not sure what you were hoping to find here,” Illya
said.  “As Hawthorne said, any evidence
from the night in question would be long gone.”

“I guess I was wondering if one of the two ghosts might
have been up here…” Napoleon said.

“And if there had been, what would you have done?” Illya
inquired.

“Yeah, I see the flaw in my plan now,” Napoleon mused.  “The ghost light I saw here last night was
probably Adams, the keeper.  Think about
it; with all that emotional baggage from the sinking of the Wyvern, he probably is unable to cross over
to the other side.  So, he shines a light
in the lighthouse on foggy nights to make sure no one else suffers in the
fog.  I guess that’s his way of trying to
make amends for his failure.”

“And the footprints walking down the lighthouse, across the
lawn, and down the cliff into the water…” Illya said.  “Do you suppose Adams is visiting the spirits
of Captain Sturges and the crew at the sight of the shipwreck.”

“You know, I’ll bet that’s it,” Napoleon said.  “But why were they unable to cross over?  Is it because of how they died?”

“Don’t ask me; I wouldn’t begin to know…”

“Even forgetting about that for now,” Napoleon said.  “That still leaves two questions
unanswered.  First of all, who was the
other ghost that stole Schuler’s Polaroids and camera, and why did he do
that?  And secondly, what about the voice
we heard saying ‘Wind hates me?’  Was
that Adams, and what does it even mean?
Is it about the storm blowing out the lighthouse light?”

“Doesn’t seem like that would be it.  Are you sure that was what he said,
Napoleon?  You might have misheard him.”

“Very likely, I did hear him wrong,” Napoleon said, with an
embarrassed shrug.  “So, let’s focus on
the first question.  Assuming that the
footprints Schuler first took pictures of were Adams’s, what other spirit was
part of this drama and could benefit from getting rid of that evidence?”

“I wouldn’t know, but are you suggesting that this other
spirit didn’t want us knowing it was Adams?”

“The more I think about it, the more it seems likely to me,”
Napoleon said.  “But I can’t imagine who
it might be.  Adams seemed to have worked
here alone, based on those old logs of his.”

“It must be someone from the Wyvern, then,” Illya said.  “They
are the only other players in this drama–”

He was cut off by a series of yells and screams coming from
outside.  The duo exchanged glances and
took a look, staring at the sight of an equally angry and frightened Fusco in
his car—which was suspended in midair.

“…Well, Tovarisch…” Napoleon said.  “I think this case just took another
interesting and bizarre turn.”

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 26

Prompt: Outnumbered

Summary: Part 1 of 2.  It’s 2 against 10, and no one dares to make the first move…

Cross-posted to AO3

Nobody was making a move just yet; the THRUSHies weren’t
sure that the duo had any tricks up their sleeves, and Napoleon and Illya
didn’t want to make any sudden moves that might set the THRUSHies off.

“How many do you see on your side?” Napoleon whispered, out
of the corner of his mouth.

“Five of them,” Illya whispered back.

“Same here…”

Illya let out a quiet sigh.

“What now?  We are in
a standoff.  Whoever makes a move first
will be instigating something dire indeed.”

“Let’s hope they understand that point,” Napoleon murmured.

“I would try to activate my distress signal, but that could
set them off,” Illya muttered, annoyed.

“It’s guaranteed; they’d want to take us in or take us out
before backup got here…”

“Well, we cannot stand here forever!”

“I know that, and you know that,” Napoleon replied.  “And I’m pretty sure they know it, too.”

“We are outnumbered,” Illya observed.  “And grossly so.  And, along with that, we are obviously
outgunned.”

“Yeah, they have more guns and ammo,” Napoleon agreed.  “But there’s one thing we have that they don’t.”

“What’s that?”

“Each other—and a plan,” Napoleon added.  “Illya, we’re going to get out of this—together.”

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 25

Prompt: Gagged

Summary: At what point does danger become a mere annoyance?  Takes place during “The Pieces of Fate Affair.”

Cross-posted to AO3

Illya had to admit, after getting captured so many times,
getting bound and gagged was starting to get more annoying than anything
else.  Judging by the look on Napoleon’s
face, he was more annoyed and upset about his suit getting covered with dust;
at least, he didn’t wince until he took a look at the dust on his sleeve.

Illya rolled his eyes in spite of himself as Napoleon now
managed to manipulate the gag off of his mouth.
After drawing in a greedy breath of air, he now moved over to Illya,
using his bound hands to work on Illya’s bonds, muttering under his breath
about the laundry bill they would incur.

He showed Illya how to manipulate the gag off; he, too,
began to remark wryly about their situation as Napoleon fretted about more coal
coming down on top of them—at least until Illya pointed out that the building
used oil as heat, as evidenced by the audible sounds of the oil furnace.

“…I am slightly embarrassed that I didn’t notice that,”
Napoleon said, after a moment.  “Huh…”

Illya cleared his throat, holding up his bound hands,
pulling Napoleon from his thoughts once again.

Napoleon managed to untie the bonds—a favor which Illya
quickly returned, and the two of them got to their feet.  Napoleon did a proper surveillance of his
suit, and groaned in dismay as how dirty it was now.

“Look on the bright side, Napoleon,” Illya said.  “At least it is just the laundry, and not a
full destruction of your suit, as what usually tends to happen when we get
captured by THRUSH.”

Napoleon paused for a moment, considering this, and then
gave a “You’ve got a point there,” nod.

“How’s the rest of me?” he wondered, touching his face to
see if he could feel any dirt there.

“Personally, I think the ‘dusty hero’ look augments your
features,” Illya intoned.  “But if your
vanity is that much of a concern, I suppose we could hit the Turkish bath.  Again.”

“…Let’s go with that, then.”

Illya shook his head in amusement, wondering at exactly
what point in their careers a situation like this became more of an annoyance
than an actual danger.

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 24

Prompt: Drowning

Summary: Takes place during “The Off-Broadway Affair.”  Napoleon wasn’t as frightened of his possible fate as he expected.

Cross-posted to AO3.  Light slash; there is no gen version

It was odd that Napoleon did not have his usual fear as
THRUSH carried him to Central Park.  He
knew they were going to dump him in the water; he wasn’t a strong swimmer as it
was, but bound hand and foot, he knew he had no chance.

But he hadn’t been too afraid.  What was it, then?  Acceptance?
Hope?

It must have been hope.

Because it was a relief when Illya showed up, though he was
concerned still—his partner was outnumbered, and there wasn’t anything Napoleon
could do while he was tied up–

His train of thought derailed as one of the THRUSHies,
falling, knocked him into the water.

The sudden inability to breathe was the worst part; he
hadn’t had any time to draw a breath in before having been knocked in.  Mercifully, he broke the surface once, for an
instant, allowing him to steal a breath of air, but he soon slipped under
again.

He tried to stay calm, knowing that the more he panicked,
the quicker the oxygen would be used up.
His heart beat at a steady pace; it was so bizarre, not being afraid…

Illya was soon beside him.
Sensing that Napoleon was running out of air, Illya thought quickly; he
placed his mouth over Napoleon’s and breathed some air to him.

Napoleon relaxed further, and soon, Illya brought him to
the surface; Napoleon had to inwardly marvel that Illya had quite literally
given him the kiss of life.  It was all
he could do not to try to kiss him again.

They joked and bantered briefly, despite the danger
Napoleon had been in—their way of reassuring each other that everything would
be fine.

Napoleon would put aside his nervousness for now—they still
had a mission to complete…

…But first, some well-needed time with his partner in a
Turkish bath was needed, as well as chance to properly show his gratitude.

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 23

Prompt: Grief

Summary: Their latest mission strikes, quite literally, very close to home for Illya.

Cross-posted to AO3

Napoleon knew there was trouble when, upon arriving at the
breakfast table, he saw the morning paper tossed aside, as if having been done
in anger.  Further proof that something
was wrong was the fact that Illya was ignoring the plate of food in front of him,
instead glaring out the window of their apartment.  The third sign was their cat, Baba Yaga,
looking up at him in concern, meowing repeatedly, yet not getting a response
from him, which she would usually get instantly.

“Illya?” Napoleon asked, gently.  “What’s wrong?”

“It is… a very complex situation, Napoleon.  …And I fear you will think less of me once
you know the full truth.”

“Well, I know that’s not possible,” Napoleon insisted.

“Don’t jump to conclusions before you know the full story,”
Illya said, ruefully.  He picked up part
of the newspaper and handed it to Napoleon.

“‘International coalition to come together to apprehend a
wanted war criminal on the run since the end of the Second World War,’”
Napoleon read.  He frowned at the picture
of the man in the paper—clearly unrepentant for the cruel acts he had
performed.  “‘Efforts to apprehend the
man will be spearheaded by U.N.C.L.E., aided by a wartime resistance group of
former prisoners of war known as the Unsung Heroes.  Head of U.N.C.L.E. New York, Alexander
Waverly, has promised that his top men will be assigned to the mission.’  Oh, so that’s it.  …Well, I don’t see what’s so wrong with
that—we’ve done this sort of thing before, bringing in people wanted for war
crimes.  Or are you concerned about what
these Unsung Heroes will think about you being a Russian?”

“No,” Illya said, his voice calm, despite the fact that he
was shaking.  “Take a closer look at the
man’s biography.”

Napoleon did so, reading the man’s military history, and
pausing as he noticed one particular milestone written in the description—

“…Battle of Kiev…” Napoleon realized.  “…Illya…”

“I recognized his face immediately,” Illya said, passing a
hand over his eyes.  “How could I
not…?  I saw him as I was fleeing from my
home, staring cold and unfeelingly at the homes where he knew innocent civilian
were in.  I still remember how he barked
the orders to blast the houses…”  He
trembled.  “…My house was among them…”

“Oh, Illya…”

“He was the one!” Illya suddenly snapped.  “He was the one who took everything from me…!  He
destroyed my home and killed my family…!”

“We are going to bring him to justice, Illya,” Napoleon
promised.  “Waverly is going to assign us
to this—the writing’s on the wall already…”

He trailed off at the look on Illya’s face.

“I don’t want mere ‘justice,’ Napoleon,” Illya said.  “I want vengeance.  And yet, I know that is not what U.N.C.L.E.
stands for, and it is not what you would stand for, for you are a paragon of
mercy.  …And so, I am ashamed…”

Napoleon exhaled and drew Illya to a tight embrace.

“Don’t be ashamed,” he said, softly.  “I’ve… done things I haven’t been proud of,
too, you know.”

Illya blinked.

“But your family is intact.”

“I didn’t mean them,” Napoleon said.  “Do you remember when I infiltrated Brother
Love’s society?”

“Not much of it,” Illya said.  “He threw a grenade at the car I was driving;
I was unconscious for most of it.”

“…That’s just it; I didn’t know you were just
unconscious.  I thought…”

Illya blinked.

“Do you mean to tell me that Brother Love’s death was…?”

“An act of vengeance?
Deep down, it was,” Napoleon admitted.
“Sure, I said in the mission report that he had to be stopped at all
costs, and sure, the innocent agreed that there was no other option, but…  I know I probably could have looked for a way
to spare him, whether or not I would have eventually succeeded, but… I refused
to even search for that way.”  He
sighed.  “Grief can push you to do things
that you would never consider.  And
that’s why I fully understand the conflicting emotions you’re feeling.”  He glanced back at the newspaper.  “One way or another, we will find this
man.  As for his fate…  I’m going to leave that up to you.”  He gave Illya’s shoulder a squeeze.  “And just know that, no matter what, I’ll
always be on your side.”

Illya exhaled, filled with gratitude at having such an
understanding partner.

“Thank you,” he said, softly.

He didn’t know what his heart would end up deciding once
they caught up to their quarry—but the knowledge that Napoleon would be with
him through it all was already a crushing weight being lifted from his
shoulders.

Inktober for Writers, h/c edition, Day 22

Prompt: Fever

Summary: Illya looks after a stricken Napoleon as they wait for backup to extract them.

Cross-posted to AO3

Illya could only wish that they weren’t in an isolated
forest; Napoleon needed medical attention—proper medical attention, and not
just what limited work Illya could do with some wild-growing herbs.

During their escape from a THRUSH satrap, Napoleon had been
struck by a THRUSH poison dart.  It had
taken a while for it to take effect, but once it had, he had collapsed as his
weakened body now tried to fight back.
He was burning up with a high fever as his system attempted to purge the
toxins from him.

Illya had done what he could with what he had—which wasn’t
much.  He had concocted a green herbal
soup and had fed it to Napoleon, and then he had spent several hours trying to
get back in touch with U.N.C.L.E.; he had finally succeeded and managed to
summon help, but given their location, far from civilization, it was going to
take a lot more time before their extraction team reached them.

“They will be here,” he said, gently wiping Napoleon’s
forehead with a cold cloth.  “I don’t
know when, but they will find us eventually.
But, until then, you have to hold on.
Do you hear me?”

Napoleon’s face slightly turned in his direction; Illya
took that as a hopeful sign.

“Do you remember when Mills went renegade and poisoned me?”
Illya went on.  “After I recovered, we
had another case where another one of our agents had been poisoned with the
same toxin—only he had not survived.  We
both concluded that it was because he had no one trying to encourage his
recovery that he was not able to make it.
Well, Napoleon… I am here.  And I
will not stop fighting to make sure you survive.  So you had better keep on fighting to do so,
as well.”

Napoleon’s eyes briefly opened, looking up at his partner
for a moment.  He gave a slight nod and
rested his eyes again, but slightly moved his hand to grab Illya’s free one.

Satisfied, Illya kept tending to him and talking to him
until their backup finally arrived to extract them.  Soon, Napoleon was in Medical, having been
administered the antidote to the poison, and was recovering, his fever down at
last.

And Illya was still by his side, ready to help him fight
again if need be.

It was just one of the things that made their partnership
work so well.